What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

☆ what's the thing that made u fell in love with your bias?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

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Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

After a series of tumors, woman’s odd-looking tongue explains everything - Ars Technica

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”